Ok so today I decided to go out for lunch, and I walked past this little natural cosmetics place on the way to the car and thought I would go in because I need more cream stuff. The girl there was so cute and she was helping me choose something to suit my skin, and when she was rubbing it into my wrist she did “the look” and rubbed my hand for far too long (I’m sure you lesbians understand the look) and I got so nervous that I coughed up green pneumonia flem straight onto her shirt. Smooth.